Is anyone else obsessed with entering competitions?
Yes, I am that friend in the news feed who won't stop liking, sharing and tagging. Sorry, not sorry. Winning is everything.
Let's not forget the humble raffle - the very thing that makes or breaks the interval at any decent event.
A monster draw at an Offaly GAA Club boasted an, eh, interesting array of prizes ...
Yep. That's a shed, a heifer and a concrete slaw up for grabs. And a prize load of turf, (whatever that is in actual measurements).
At €10 a ticket, surely you'd be mad not to enter?
On second thoughts - no Milk Tray? Surely an institution of raffles at this stage?