His name is Jonathan, and no he's not a student he is a tortoise!
We've all had periods of water avoidance in our lives (mainly during music festivals or as kids) but this takes the bath bomb.
Johnathan lives on the South Atlantic Island of St. Helena, and according to their official government Youtube channel:
"Jonathan the Giant Tortoise - the oldest known living land animal on Earth and creakingly old national treasure at an estimated age of 184 years - was washed for the first time in recorded history by vet Dr Joe Hollins!"
Now that Johnny has had his first bath...maybe it's time for his first date!