Ever stopped to think just how many hands have mauled the money you have in your pocket?
Well, be glad it's just hands.
Reddit user OneMonkeyWho posted this photo of a €10 note they got handed to them recently.
Tip for shop assistants who see any customers handing over money with a glint in their eye : Surgical gloves or hand sanitiser.
The full message reads: "I rubbed this all over my mickey...cool story bro, changed my life"
Although it's in full caps, so they're shouting it out!
we reckon it was this guy:
...and he just means he rubbed it over his best mate...which is still really weird. We'll stop there.