The world is a dark and cruel place. This we know but nothing prepared us for the horror unleashed upon us by Nascar driver Dale Earnhardt Jr when he shared a photo of what he described as his ‘favourite sandwich’.
This man needs to legally if not physically restrained from being within 20 feet of a sandwich for the rest of his days.
Dale Earnhardt Jr’s favourite sandwich consists of two slices of bread, bananas (sliced LENGTHWAYS), and mayonnaise.
That’s right...banana and mayonnaise!
This abomination must not be allowed and this man must be stopped.
