Are You Busy Tonight?
We all know the torture of sitting in the back of the taxi and debating with yourself rather or not start a conversation with your driver.
But what's worse is when your on your hungover, on way to work and trying your best to not get sick and your taxi driver starts an in depth conversation with you.
However, maybe its a Saturday night and your well up for the chats.
Well, this Uber driver has come up with the invention we have all been waiting for.
The Uber Conversation Menu
last night my uber gave me a menu on what kind of ride i wanted , pic.twitter.com/SMBBV4kVpu
— Łuí (@LuisLovesGoats) February 25, 2019
We don't know much about the driver, only that his name is George and he is obviously a genius.
The tweet which featured the list has now reached over 400 thousand likes.
The Menu
Option One: The Stand Up
This is if you fancy a bit of comedy from George. He will 'tell you about things that are funny' which could be about his prison stories and other 'poor life choices'.
Option two: The Silent Ride
No talking just blissful silence.
Option Three: The Therapy Ride
Just caught your boyfriend chatting up another girl at the bar? Or maybe your boss has been driving you crazy all day.
Well, George is here for you. The taxi will be safe place were you can just vent. As you do so George will reply with comforting answers such as 'that must be hard', 'wow that's difficult' or 'life just isn't fair is it.'
Option Four: The Creepy Ride
This is were it takes a dark turn. The creepy ride is when George 'doesn't say anything' and 'will just look at you from time to time in the rear view mirror, all creepy like'.
I think we would all pass on that one!
Option Five: The Rude Ride
And finally, is you fancy a bit of confrontation, George will just be as rude as he possibly can to you.
Help George Get A New Car
Due to the success of his invention George has decided to ask his fans to help him out with getting a new car.
The driver has set up up a Go Fund Me page to help him get a new automatic car to tackle those steep hills in Seattle.
