"Jeeesus Chrisht Almightae!!"
First of all, it's a game of hurling in Kerry.
Is that not still underground in The Kingdom?
Well, now that it's made legal, The Fergal D'Arcy show is delighted to bring you the funniest 20 seconds of commentary you'll hear this year.
The clip is posted by the Cork boxing hero, Gary "Spike" O'Sullivan, but the man responsible for that passionate pinpoint commentary is Buff Egan. He's a Snapchat sensation when it comes to the GAA and the Clare man was in full flow with his description of the incredible solo run by Ballyduff and Kerry hurler Jack Goulding.
His sadness at the end of this clip is priceless.
The finest of Irish commentary! Commentators take notes pic.twitter.com/kmVaER3Fcv
— Gary Spike OSullivan (@spike_osullivan) 18 June 2019
He even tweaked the interest of Irish comedy superhero Dara O'Briain:
I love this. But really, he should have done better. https://t.co/N6c8q9aXUL
— Dara Ó Briain (@daraobriain) June 18, 2019
However, all commentary is inspired by the oracle of GAA audio description, the man who has solidified the country with his wise words and passionate approach to the game for decades.
When people talk about the GAA and the greatest commentator the country has ever known, they think of ...Effin Eddie. (who were you thinking of?)