Imagine this bobbling up beside you.
There's only ONE acceptable reaction to this story.
And this is it:
Like an undulating underwater wobbly butt-plug, the 'Giant Barrel Jellyfish' monster was spotted and filmed off the coast of Falmouth, Cornwall in England.
That means it's literally miles away. NOT Thousands of miles away...it's in the Atlantic Ocean ...
AAAAAGGGHHHHHHHHH!!
Jesus, sorry.
"Hey guys fancy a dip???"
*sees video*
"Erm, you won't believe it, but I've lost the use of my legs and arms and I won't be swimming tonight."
