"Sometimes a man and a woman will give a long kiss and a warm hug"
This is how the Irish educational system described the birds and the bees in the 1980s.
As with every proposed love making session between two consenting adults...it starts with a prayer.
This video has had a rebirth (so to speak) recently. Comedian David Baddiel posted it on Twitter and it's gone viral again.
And here's why...
(P.S. - stay for the graphic at the end it's outstanding)
And it gets better.
If that wasn't enough Sex Ed for ye, there's a second one.
In part two we get to find out what the deal is with the meat and two veg.
"Some people might have a funny name for it like, John Willy or something but we're gonna call it penis."
Okaaaaaaaay.
Angela points out where the lad is just in case you're bad at geography.
Even she's like ... "hur, hur da willy wha?"