Look, let's be straight up here, you're not going to publicly admit to any of these. You are going to suggest that I am crazy and talking skiddlywaps. But, secretly, you'll be thinking 'JESUS, HOW DID SHE KNOW THIS?!! IS SHE IN MY MIND?!!'. Here we go:
Hearing the new One Direction song and thinking 'That is really really good'. Like crazy good. And I can't stop listening to it'. 'Private session' on Spotify obviously.
Have you ever got meat from the butchers counter in the supermarket, realise you don't want it anymore and think 'I'm going to just pop this down here, in the cheese section, verrrrrrrrrry discretely and shuffle away hoping that the butcher doesn't see me. Be cool. BE COOL'.
Do you ever daydream listening to a song? Your mind wanders and you imagine yourself (well a much more talented version of yourself) singing in front of a crowd. Naturally, everyone would be blown away by your talent and would want to marry you / be friends with you. Then, you realise you are sitting at your desk, with food on your top and no real talent to speak of.
Lads may not identify with this one and girls will pretend they don't do this but.....they all do. You are out on a night out, you've had a few tipples and you pop to the loo. Within the privacy of the cubicle, you decide to take a few sneaky selfies, just to make sure your make up is still nice or whatever. Then, you look at the pictures, which are always surprisingly nice, and wish you could use one as your Facebook profiler. If only you could photoshop the flush handle out from behind your head. WHAT A WASTE!
Have you ever accidentally dropped food on the ground in public and thrown it out? You are not throwing it out because you think it's disgusting, you are throwing it out because you know everyone will judge you if you don't. Secretly, you are thinking : 'I would TOTALLY eat that'.
